Win a trip to see Penn & Teller with me in Las Vegas!!

Questions:
Are you joking?
No.
Wait, what do I win exactly?
1 *amazing* ticket with an awesome view of the show next to yours truly.
$500.00 in travel to be used on flight + hotel from wherever you are. I was thinking we could go for my birthday. That sounds fun. What do you think?
Can I bring someone with me? My friend/grandma/mother/girlfriend/boyfriend doesn’t trust you.
Yeah, I’ll get them a ticket too, but you have to cover the rest of their travel. I’m cool with that, but I reserve the right to make faces at them all night long.
So…. how do I win?
You can enter every day, as many times as you like, as long as you follow these simple rules.
RULES: You must type the first part of this *exactly* – any variation of the first part disqualifies you and a loud buzzing noise will go off. The up to you part is the remaining 84 characters where you quote something you love from the live show, something you’d like to tell the the world about Penn & Teller, favorite episode of BULLSHIT, simply “THERE IS NO GOD”, or anything else you think will make me smile and annoy your beloved friends.
Someone (not me) will run a script and randomly pick a winner and I’ll notify you via Twitter. Some other special people with awesome quotes will win some kick-ass P&T stuff just for being creative and cool.
Examples:
[EXACT] RT @cyantist I want to go to Penn & Teller @pennjillette [UP TO YOU PART] THERE IS NO GOD
[EXACT] RT @cyantist I want to go to Penn & Teller @pennjillette [UP TO YOU PART] I love the water BS episode
[EXACT] RT @cyantist I want to go to Penn & Teller @pennjillette [UP TO YOU PART] Can I sit on your face?
[EXACT] RT @cyantist I want to go to Penn & Teller @pennjillette [UP TO YOU PART] Monkeys are funnier than penguins, hands down.
[EXACT] RT @cyantist I want to go to Penn & Teller @pennjillette [UP TO YOU PART] I better fucking win.
[EXACT] RT @cyantist I want to go to Penn & Teller @pennjillette [UP TO YOU PART] Knock Knock
That’s it. It is easy peasy.
When is your birthday?
May 17 (we can really go any time you like, but in or around my birthday just sounds fun – maybe yours is sooner?)
When does the contest end?
March 14 – Special bonus points if you can tell me why it ends on this date. First person to guess gets the next season of BULLSHIT when it comes out.





